Fitness Calendars for Yoga Instructors
You guide people to inner peace, maintain calm when they can't touch their toes, and somehow pay rent teaching something spiritual. The perfect calendars for yoga instructors.
Why Calendars for Yoga Instructors
Yoga instruction is spiritual practice meets business reality. You hold space for others while navigating your own journey.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Fitness
You motivate people who quit by February, clean equipment that should be biohazard, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. These stickers are the PR you've been working toward.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Yoga bags with personality
- Water bottles at class
- Studio decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Yoga instructor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these spiritual or silly?
- Both. You can have a sense of humor and namaste.
- Do you cover different yoga styles?
- Vinyasa, hot, restorative - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What fitness roles do you cover?
- Personal trainers, yoga instructors, gym staff, and spin instructors. If you've ever counted reps, we've got you.