Fitness Calendars for Personal Trainers

You motivate people who quit by February, count reps for people who lie about their sets, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. The perfect calendars for personal trainers.

Why Calendars for Personal Trainers

Personal training is being a cheerleader, therapist, and drill sergeant. You care about progress people don't always see.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Fitness

You motivate people who quit by February, clean equipment that should be biohazard, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. These stickers are the PR you've been working toward.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Gym bags with personality
  • Water bottles everywhere
  • Clipboard decor
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All in support of progress.
Do you cover different training styles?
Strength, HIIT, functional - building content.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What fitness roles do you cover?
Personal trainers, yoga instructors, gym staff, and spin instructors. If you've ever counted reps, we've got you.