Fitness Calendars for Gym Staff
You clean equipment nobody wipes, re-rack weights nobody puts back, and somehow stay positive when the New Year crowd arrives. The perfect calendars for gym staff.
Why Calendars for Gym Staff
Gym staff see everything - the good, the bad, and the sweaty. You keep the place running while witnessing gym fails daily.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Fitness
You motivate people who quit by February, clean equipment that should be biohazard, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. These stickers are the PR you've been working toward.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Staff shirts with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Break room decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about gym fails?
- Some are. We've seen things.
- Do you cover different gym types?
- Big box, boutique, 24-hour - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What fitness roles do you cover?
- Personal trainers, yoga instructors, gym staff, and spin instructors. If you've ever counted reps, we've got you.