Beauty Calendars for Massage Therapists
You heal with your hands, absorb everyone's stress, and somehow stay professional when clients say weird things. The perfect calendars for massage therapists.
Why Calendars for Massage Therapists
Massage therapy is physically demanding healing work. You give relaxation while your own body takes the toll.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Beauty
You transform people while they show you Pinterest photos of celebrities. You hear secrets, give therapy, and somehow make small talk for 8 hours straight. These stickers are your tip jar for emotional labor.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Treatment room decor
- Water bottles at work
- Personal items
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Massage therapist stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All professionally handled.
- Do you cover different modalities?
- Swedish, deep tissue, sports - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What beauty roles do you cover?
- Hairstylists, barbers, estheticians, nail techs, and massage therapists. If clients tell you their life story, we've got you.