Fitness Calendars
You motivate people who quit by February, clean equipment that should be biohazard, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. These stickers are the PR you've been working toward. Find the perfect calendars for fitness workers.
Why Calendars for Fitness
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Personal Trainers
- Yoga Instructors
- Gym Staff
- Spin Instructors
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Get First Access
Fitness sticker collection in development. Drop your email for early access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What fitness roles do you cover?
- Personal trainers, yoga instructors, gym staff, and spin instructors. If you've ever counted reps, we've got you.
- Are these about January gym crowds?
- Some reference the seasonal surges. All in good fun - we want everyone to succeed.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.