Cleaning Calendars for Janitors
You clean what others won't acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain invisible spaces people take for granted. The perfect calendars for janitors.
Why Calendars for Janitors
Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Cleaning
You clean up messes nobody wants to acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain spaces that people destroy daily. These stickers are the recognition you rarely get.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Supply carts with personality
- Water bottles on rounds
- Locker decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Janitor stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Other Cleaning Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about messes?
- Some are. We've seen things.
- Do you cover different buildings?
- Office, school, hospital - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What cleaning roles do you cover?
- Janitors, housekeepers, maids, and window cleaners. If you've ever cleaned up after people, we've got you.