Fitness Stickers
You motivate people who quit by February, clean equipment that should be biohazard, and somehow stay energetic at 5am. These stickers are the PR you've been working toward. Find the perfect stickers for fitness workers.
Why Stickers for Fitness
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Who It's For
- Personal Trainers
- Yoga Instructors
- Gym Staff
- Spin Instructors
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Get First Access
Fitness sticker collection in development. Drop your email for early access. New sticker drops hit different. Get on the list before your coworkers beat you to the good ones.
Perfect For
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Toolboxes that tell it like it is
- Hard hats that need some personality
- Anywhere your supervisor won't look too closely
Frequently Asked Questions
- What fitness roles do you cover?
- Personal trainers, yoga instructors, gym staff, and spin instructors. If you've ever counted reps, we've got you.
- Are these about January gym crowds?
- Some reference the seasonal surges. All in good fun - we want everyone to succeed.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Will these get me fired?
- Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.