Finance Calendars for Insurance Agents

You sell protection nobody wants to think about, explain coverage nobody reads, and somehow stay positive when rates go up again. The perfect calendars for insurance agents.

Why Calendars for Insurance Agents

Insurance sales is selling the invisible. You're there when bad things happen and blamed when coverage doesn't work like magic.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Finance

You explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it, survive quarter-end chaos, and somehow stay calm when markets go sideways. Your portfolio of dark humor is about to grow.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Office decor with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Car dashboards for visits
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Insurance agent stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult claims?
Some reference the process. All in good fun.
Do you cover different insurance types?
Life, P&C, health - building collections.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
What finance roles do you cover?
Bankers, financial advisors, insurance agents, loan officers, tellers, and auditors. If you touch money professionally, we've got you.