Real Estate Calendars for Realtors
You work every weekend, show houses to people who can't afford them, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. The perfect calendars for realtors.
Why Calendars for Realtors
Real estate is hustle culture at its peak. You're always on, always selling, always showing - and only get paid when it closes.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Real Estate
You answer calls at all hours, show houses to tire-kickers, and somehow stay positive when deals fall through at the last minute. Your commission on dark humor just cleared.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles at showings
- Open house supplies
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
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Related Professions
Other Real Estate Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult clients?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different markets?
- Universal real estate pain. Every market relates.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What real estate roles do you cover?
- Realtors, property managers, appraisers, and mortgage brokers. If you've ever said 'great bones,' we've got you.