Finance Calendars for Bankers
You manage other people's money, hit impossible sales targets, and somehow explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it. The perfect calendars for bankers.
Why Calendars for Bankers
Banking is sales disguised as service. You balance customer needs with corporate goals while compliance watches your every move.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Finance
You explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it, survive quarter-end chaos, and somehow stay calm when markets go sideways. Your portfolio of dark humor is about to grow.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Laptops with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about sales targets?
- Some are. We know the pressure.
- Do you cover different bank roles?
- Tellers, personal bankers, managers - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What finance roles do you cover?
- Bankers, financial advisors, insurance agents, loan officers, tellers, and auditors. If you touch money professionally, we've got you.