Finance Calendars for Auditors
You find problems nobody wants found, ask questions nobody wants to answer, and somehow stay professional when people hate your presence. The perfect calendars for auditors.
Why Calendars for Auditors
Auditing means being the necessary evil. You protect organizations by finding their weaknesses, and nobody thanks you for it.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Finance
You explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it, survive quarter-end chaos, and somehow stay calm when markets go sideways. Your portfolio of dark humor is about to grow.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work bags with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Auditor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Finance Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about being unwelcome?
- Some reference the auditor experience. All in good fun.
- Do you cover internal and external?
- Both. Different roles, same skepticism.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What finance roles do you cover?
- Bankers, financial advisors, insurance agents, loan officers, tellers, and auditors. If you touch money professionally, we've got you.