Finance Calendars for Financial Advisors
You manage people's life savings, calm them when markets crash, and somehow explain why they shouldn't panic sell at the worst time. The perfect calendars for financial advisors.
Why Calendars for Financial Advisors
Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Finance
You explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it, survive quarter-end chaos, and somehow stay calm when markets go sideways. Your portfolio of dark humor is about to grow.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about market crashes?
- Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
- Do you cover different advisor types?
- RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What finance roles do you cover?
- Bankers, financial advisors, insurance agents, loan officers, tellers, and auditors. If you touch money professionally, we've got you.