Cleaning Calendars for Window Cleaners
You clean windows at heights that terrify most people, deal with weather that ruins your work, and somehow leave everything streak-free. The perfect calendars for window cleaners.
Why Calendars for Window Cleaners
Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Cleaning
You clean up messes nobody wants to acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain spaces that people destroy daily. These stickers are the recognition you rarely get.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Equipment bags with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work vehicles
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about heights?
- Some are. The view up there is something else.
- Do you cover residential and commercial?
- Both. Different heights, same squeegee pride.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What cleaning roles do you cover?
- Janitors, housekeepers, maids, and window cleaners. If you've ever cleaned up after people, we've got you.