Cleaning Calendars
You clean up messes nobody wants to acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain spaces that people destroy daily. These stickers are the recognition you rarely get. Find the perfect calendars for cleaning workers.
Why Calendars for Cleaning
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Janitors
- Housekeepers
- Maids
- Window Cleaners
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Get First Access
Cleaning sticker collection in development. Drop your email for early access. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What cleaning roles do you cover?
- Janitors, housekeepers, maids, and window cleaners. If you've ever cleaned up after people, we've got you.
- Are these about messy people?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun - we appreciate clean spaces.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.