Cleaning Calendars for Housekeepers
You transform messy rooms into clean spaces, find things people leave behind, and somehow meet impossible turnover times. The perfect calendars for housekeepers.
Why Calendars for Housekeepers
Housekeeping is physical work under time pressure. You create the clean that others take for granted.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Cleaning
You clean up messes nobody wants to acknowledge, work when buildings are empty, and somehow maintain spaces that people destroy daily. These stickers are the recognition you rarely get.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Housekeeper stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about what guests leave?
- Some are. The discoveries are legendary.
- Do you cover different settings?
- Hotels, private homes, rentals - building content.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What cleaning roles do you cover?
- Janitors, housekeepers, maids, and window cleaners. If you've ever cleaned up after people, we've got you.