Father's Day Calendars

He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. Find the perfect calendars to mark the occasion.

Why Calendars for Father's Day

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.

Timing

June

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

+365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
+Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
+Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
+Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

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Get First Access

Father's Day calendars are coming. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.

Perfect For

Desks that need daily entertainment
People who've given up on inspirational quotes
Teams who share a dark sense of humor
White elephant gifts that people actually want
Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?: Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?: Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
How big is it?: Standard desk calendar size (4.5" x 4.5") with a sturdy backing. Fits on any desk without taking over your already limited workspace.
Are these appropriate for a shared workspace?: Most days are office-safe. Some might raise eyebrows. But if your coworkers don't appreciate dark humor, are they really your people?

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