Father's Day Calendars for General Labor

He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect calendars for the general labor in your life.

Why Calendars for General Labor

General labor is the hardest work on any site and gets the least recognition. You're essential to every project but rarely get the credit. These stickers see you.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Father's Day Gifting

Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.

Timing

June

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Hard hats with personality
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Coolers on the site
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

General labor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about being entry-level?
No. These are about the real work laborers do, not entry-level jokes.
Are these hard hat safe?
Yes. Built to survive site conditions.