Father's Day Calendars for Phlebotomists
He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect calendars for the phlebotomists in your life.
Why Calendars for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Father's Day Gifting
Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.
June
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.