Father's Day Calendars for Bartenders
He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect calendars for the bartenders in your life.
Why Calendars for Bartenders
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Father's Day Gifting
Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.
June
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Bartender stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Calendars for Bartenders - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.