Father's Day Calendars for Dog Walkers
He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect calendars for the dog walkers in your life.
Why Calendars for Dog Walkers
Dog walking is outdoor work meets animal management. You're responsible for beloved pets in unpredictable conditions.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Father's Day Gifting
Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.
June
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Walking bags with personality
- Water bottles on routes
- Car decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Dog walker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Calendars for Dog Walkers - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about bad weather?
- Some are. Rain or shine is real.
- Do you cover solo and pack walking?
- Both. Different styles, same dedication.