Desk Plates for Private Investigators for Men
You find information others can't, sit through endless surveillance, and somehow explain that real PI work isn't like the movies.
Why This Works
Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles for stakeouts
- Office decor
- Gifts for PIs
- Personal gear
- Car setups
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about stakeouts?
- Some are. The waiting is real.
- Do you cover different PI specialties?
- Infidelity, corporate, legal - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Office items only. Stay discreet in the field.
- Can legal professionals enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Investigation solidarity.