Desk Plates for Sysadmins for Men

You keep everything running and only get noticed when something breaks. You're the reason the internet works and nobody understands what you do.

Why This Works

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

  • -Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • -Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • -Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • -Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Gifts for IT staff
  • Home lab setups
  • Conference swag

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.
Are these about being on-call?
Some are. 3am alerts deserve recognition.
Can DevOps enjoy these?
Absolutely. Ops solidarity.