Sarcastic Gifts Tote Bags for Window Cleaners

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts tote bags for the window cleaners in your life.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Tote Bags for Window Cleaners

Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

The Vibe

  • “Oh wow, another meeting”
  • “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
  • “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
  • “This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Equipment bags with personality
  • Water bottles on site

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
Are these about heights?
Some are. The view up there is something else.
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