Petty Gifts Desk Plates for HR Professionals

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts desk plates for the hr professionals in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Desk Plates for HR Professionals

HR gets blamed for everything and thanked for nothing. You protect the company while trying to help employees, and somehow end up the villain in both stories. These stickers understand.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • This meeting could've been an email (framed)
  • Congrats on doing the bare minimum
  • I remembered what you said in 2019
  • Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Office laptops with attitude
  • Water bottles in meetings

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
Are these about hating employees?
No. These are about the unique challenges of HR, not punching down.