Passive Aggressive Gifts Stickers for Professors

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts stickers for the professors in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Stickers for Professors

Academic life is pressure from every direction. Publish or perish, student evaluations, committee work, and the myth of the easy professor life. These stickers get it.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Office doors with personality
  • Laptops full of research

Get First Access

Professor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Are these about students?
Some reference the professor-student dynamic. Nothing mean.
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