Passive Aggressive Gifts Coasters for Police Officers

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts coasters for the police officers in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Coasters for Police Officers

Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
  • Hope this helps :)
  • As previously discussed...
  • Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Patrol car clipboards
  • Water bottles in the cruiser

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Are these politically charged?
No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.