Practical Calendars for Line Cooks
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect calendars for the line cooks in your life.
Why Practical Calendars for Line Cooks
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
Get First Access
Line cook stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
- Do you cover different stations?
- Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.