Practical Gifts for Every Profession

Actually useful. Still funny.

About Practical Gifts

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

Best For

  • +The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • +Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • +Anyone whose desk is suspiciously organized
  • +People who silently judge impractical gifts
  • +Pragmatists who still appreciate a good laugh

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