Gifts for Clients - Calendars for Roofers

You work on roofs in brutal conditions, carry heavy materials up ladders, and somehow make it look easy from the ground.

Why This Works

Roofing is one of the hardest trades. You work in heat that would drop most people, at heights that scare everyone else.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Tool belts with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work trucks
  • Gifts for roofers
  • Hard hats
  • Personal gear

Things to Consider for Clients

  • *Check their company's gift policy—many have strict limits ($50-100 is common)
  • *Avoid anything that requires them to disclose receiving it to their compliance team
  • *Multiple stakeholders? Equal gifts or nothing—don't pick favorites in their org

Get Calendars for Roofers

Roofer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about the heat?
Some are. Summer roofing is its own special hell.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different roofs, same tough work.
Are these site appropriate?
Most are. Some are truck-only.
Can laborers enjoy these?
Absolutely. Roofing crew solidarity.