Gifts for Remote Coworkers - Mousepads for Butchers
You turn whole animals into dinner, work in freezing conditions, and somehow explain the difference between cuts to confused customers.
Why This Works
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool storage
- Gifts for butchers
- Personal gear
- Shop decor
Things to Consider for Remote Coworkers
- *Get their shipping address casually—'for the holiday card list' sounds less stalker-y
- *Time zone math matters—don't send frozen goods to someone 3 days of shipping away
- *Remember that digital gifts (subscriptions, delivery apps) avoid the logistics entirely
Get Mousepads for Butchers
Butcher stickers in development. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.
- Do you cover different butcher types?
- Retail, wholesale, specialty - building content.
- Are these counter appropriate?
- Some are customer-facing, some are back room only.
- Can meat department staff enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Meat cutter solidarity.