Calendars Gifts for Your Mentor

365 days of reminders that this is fine. Everything is fine. For the person who taught you which battles to pick.

Why This Works

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

Your mentor is the person who prevented at least three career-limiting moves you don't even know about. They answered your panicked 'quick question' that was neither quick nor really a question. They translated corporate speak into human language and warned you about the landmines in your org chart. A gift for your mentor isn't just appreciation—it's an acknowledgment that without their guidance, you'd probably have replied-all something catastrophic by now. They've invested their time and social capital in you. Return the favor without being weird about it.

What You Get

-365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
-Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
-Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
-Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

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Find calendars designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*A thoughtful book they'd actually read (not 'The 7 Habits'—they've read it)
*A nice handwritten note plus a gift card to their favorite spot
*Premium coffee or wine for their off-hours decompression
*A mentorship plaque that's actually tasteful (yes, they exist)
*Paying it forward—donate to a cause they care about in their name

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Other Gift Types for Your Mentor

Stickers Mugs Desk Plates Mousepads Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?: Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?: Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
How big is it?: Standard desk calendar size (4.5" x 4.5") with a sturdy backing. Fits on any desk without taking over your already limited workspace.
Are these appropriate for a shared workspace?: Most days are office-safe. Some might raise eyebrows. But if your coworkers don't appreciate dark humor, are they really your people?

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