Gifts for Your Mentor - Calendars for Bartenders
You're part therapist, part chemist, part bouncer. You remember orders, faces, and which regulars to avoid - all while looking effortlessly cool.
Why This Works
Bartending is performance art meets customer service meets crowd control. You deal with drunk people's problems while making drinks at speed. These stickers get the bar life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles behind the bar
- Phone cases with attitude
- Lockers in back
- Gifts for bartenders
- Personal gear and bags
- Home bar setups
Things to Consider for Your Mentor
- *Sincerity matters more than spend—they're not mentoring you for gifts
- *Personalization beats price—show you paid attention to their interests
- *A genuine thank-you note is mandatory regardless of what else you give
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are. The 'surprise me' crowd gets referenced.
- Do you cover dive bars and cocktail bars?
- Yes. Different vibes, same bartender struggles.
- Are these tip jar appropriate?
- Some might actually help with tips. We're testing.
- Can I suggest drink-specific jokes?
- Please do. Long Island Iced Tea orderers have it coming.