Gifts for Your Mentor - Calendars for Flight Attendants
You're safety professionals treated like waiters, deal with passengers who won't follow rules, and somehow maintain composure at 35,000 feet.
Why This Works
Flight attending is safety work disguised as hospitality. You handle everything from medical emergencies to drink orders.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Crew bags with personality
- Water bottles for layovers
- Hotel room decor
- Gifts for FAs
- Personal gear
- Layover entertainment
Things to Consider for Your Mentor
- *Sincerity matters more than spend—they're not mentoring you for gifts
- *Personalization beats price—show you paid attention to their interests
- *A genuine thank-you note is mandatory regardless of what else you give
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about passengers?
- Some are. The stories are legendary.
- Do you cover different airlines?
- Universal flight attendant humor. All airlines relate.
- Are these uniform appropriate?
- Personal items only. Keep it professional in-flight.
- Can ground crew enjoy these?
- Lots of overlap. Airline industry solidarity.