Gifts for Your Mentor - Calendars for Phlebotomists
You find veins that don't exist, calm patients who hate needles, and collect samples that save lives. One stick at a time.
Why This Works
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
- Badge reels that start conversations
- Gifts for phleb school grads
- Lockers and personal gear
- Specimen bags with personality
Things to Consider for Your Mentor
- *Sincerity matters more than spend—they're not mentoring you for gifts
- *Personalization beats price—show you paid attention to their interests
- *A genuine thank-you note is mandatory regardless of what else you give
Get Calendars for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
Shop Calendars for Other Recipients
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.
- Are these appropriate to show patients?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break-room-only. We label them.
- Can I request specific vein jokes?
- Absolutely. The more specific the better.