Mousepads Gifts for Coworkers
Passive-aggressive workspace decor for the digitally exhausted. For the people who make meetings tolerable.
Why This Works
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
Coworkers occupy a weird space in your life—you spend more time with them than your actual friends, but you also can't tell them what you really think about their reply-all habits. Finding the right gift means acknowledging your shared trauma (endless Zoom calls, passive-aggressive emails, that one guy who microwaves fish) while staying professional enough that neither of you has to avoid eye contact in the break room. It's a gift that says 'I see you, I appreciate you, and yes, I also hate that we have to be here.'
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
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Gift Ideas
- *A 'Per My Last Email' coffee mug for the passive-aggressive poet in your office
- *Noise-canceling headphones (the universal sign for 'don't talk to me')
- *A desk plant that's impossible to kill, like their will to live
- *Custom 'I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been an Email' pins
- *A nice pen that they'll guard with their life because office supply theft is real
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Does it work with all mouse types?
- Works with optical, laser, and trackball mice. We can't help if your mouse is as old as your company's software, but we tried.
- Is the rubber backing actually non-slip?
- Yes. It stays put during normal use and aggressive deadline-driven clicking. We've tested it under stress conditions.