Mousepads Gifts for Coworkers

Passive-aggressive workspace decor for the digitally exhausted. For the people who make meetings tolerable.

Why This Works

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

Coworkers occupy a weird space in your life—you spend more time with them than your actual friends, but you also can't tell them what you really think about their reply-all habits. Finding the right gift means acknowledging your shared trauma (endless Zoom calls, passive-aggressive emails, that one guy who microwaves fish) while staying professional enough that neither of you has to avoid eye contact in the break room. It's a gift that says 'I see you, I appreciate you, and yes, I also hate that we have to be here.'

What You Get

  • -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • -Machine washable because desk snacks happen

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Gift Ideas

  • *A 'Per My Last Email' coffee mug for the passive-aggressive poet in your office
  • *Noise-canceling headphones (the universal sign for 'don't talk to me')
  • *A desk plant that's impossible to kill, like their will to live
  • *Custom 'I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been an Email' pins
  • *A nice pen that they'll guard with their life because office supply theft is real

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Does it work with all mouse types?
Works with optical, laser, and trackball mice. We can't help if your mouse is as old as your company's software, but we tried.
Is the rubber backing actually non-slip?
Yes. It stays put during normal use and aggressive deadline-driven clicking. We've tested it under stress conditions.