Desk Plates Gifts for Coworkers

Your real job title, not the one LinkedIn approved. For the people who make meetings tolerable.

Why This Works

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

Coworkers occupy a weird space in your life—you spend more time with them than your actual friends, but you also can't tell them what you really think about their reply-all habits. Finding the right gift means acknowledging your shared trauma (endless Zoom calls, passive-aggressive emails, that one guy who microwaves fish) while staying professional enough that neither of you has to avoid eye contact in the break room. It's a gift that says 'I see you, I appreciate you, and yes, I also hate that we have to be here.'

What You Get

-Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
-Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
-Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
-Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Shop by Their Profession

Find desk plates designed for their specific job.

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Gift Ideas

*A 'Per My Last Email' coffee mug for the passive-aggressive poet in your office
*Noise-canceling headphones (the universal sign for 'don't talk to me')
*A desk plant that's impossible to kill, like their will to live
*Custom 'I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been an Email' pins
*A nice pen that they'll guard with their life because office supply theft is real

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Other Gift Types for Coworkers

Stickers Mugs Mousepads Calendars Posters Coasters Tote Bags

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?: Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?: Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?: We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?: Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?

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