Gifts for Coworkers - Mousepads for Retail Workers
You answer questions with Google-able answers, find things that were 'right here,' and somehow stay polite when someone asks for the manager.
Why This Works
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
- Gifts for retail survivors
- Personal gear and bags
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.
- Are these floor-visible?
- Some are subtle enough. Some are break-room only.
- Can managers enjoy these?
- The self-aware ones will.