Gifts for Coworkers - Mousepads for EMTs
You run toward chaos, make split-second decisions, and somehow maintain your sense of humor. That takes a special kind of person.
Why This Works
EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
What You Get
- -Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- -Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- -Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- -Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Rig clipboards that need personality
- Water bottles for long shifts
- Gear bags with attitude
- Gifts for EMT school graduates
- Station lockers
- Trauma shears cases
Things to Consider for Coworkers
- *Remember: anything you give might end up on their desk where your boss can see it
- *Avoid inside jokes that require explanation—if HR asks, you want plausible deniability
- *Consider their desk real estate—not everyone has room for a novelty item collection
Get Mousepads for EMTs
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers about trauma?
- Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
- Will these survive an ambulance?
- Waterproof and durable. They'll handle anything the rig can throw at them.
- Do you have BLS vs ALS jokes?
- We've got humor for both. No gatekeeping here.
- Can I suggest sticker ideas?
- Please do. We want real EMT humor, not Hollywood versions.