Raunchy Tote Bags for Lab Techs

HR's nightmare. Your work bestie's dream. Know your audience. The perfect raunchy tote bags for the lab techs in your life.

Why Raunchy Tote Bags for Lab Techs

Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.

Gifts that cross the line—intentionally. These are not for the break room fridge or the all-hands meeting. They're for private exchanges between people who share a very specific sense of humor and have already established that boundaries are optional. Adults only, consenting parties only, HR-free zones only.

Fair Warning

!Not suitable for professional gift exchanges
!Know your recipient VERY well before purchasing
!May contain adult language, themes, or imagery
!Could definitely get you talked to by management

What You Get

+Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
+Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
+Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
+Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

Daily commutes that need entertainment
Grocery runs after work because you're already out
Gym bags for stress relief sessions
Lab coats that need flair
Water bottles in the break room
Centrifuges that need labeling

Get First Access

Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?: 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?: Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Do you know what lab techs actually do?: Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
Are these stickers lab-safe?: They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.

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