Funny Desk Plates for Doctors
You went to school forever, carry everyone's problems, and somehow still get Googled by patients who think WebMD knows better.
Why We Get It
Doctors carry impossible weight - life and death decisions, insurance nightmares, and patients who lie about their symptoms. The white coat doesn't come with a cape, but it should.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
Desk Plates Features
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Stethoscopes that need personality
- Water bottles in the break room
- Laptops full of charts
- Gifts for medical school survivors
- Office walls with humor
- Locker room entertainment
Desk Plates for Doctors Coming Soon
Doctor sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
Desk Plates for Related Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about patients?
- Some reference the doctor-patient dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover different specialties?
- Building collections for different medical specialties.
- Are these appropriate for the office?
- Some are patient-friendly, some are break room only.
- Can residents enjoy these?
- Especially residents. You need the humor most.