Funny Calendars for Machinists
You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing.
Why We Get It
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
- Gifts for machining grads
- Shop walls with attitude
- Personal gear and vehicles
Calendars for Machinists Coming Soon
Machinist stickers in the works. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
- Are these shop-safe?
- Most are. Some are break-room only.
- Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
- Please do. Machinists have great inside jokes.