Funny Coasters for Machinists

You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing.

Why We Get It

Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

Coasters Features

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Toolboxes with personality
  • CNC machines with flair
  • Water bottles in the shop
  • Gifts for machining grads
  • Shop walls with attitude
  • Personal gear and vehicles

Coasters for Machinists Coming Soon

Machinist stickers in the works. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about engineers?
Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover manual and CNC?
Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
Are these shop-safe?
Most are. Some are break-room only.
Can I suggest process-specific jokes?
Please do. Machinists have great inside jokes.