Funny Calendars for Nurses
For the ones who chart at 3am, dodge call lights like landmines, and somehow still show up with a smile.
Why We Get It
We know what it's like to laugh so you don't cry. To find humor in the chaos because it's the only way through. These stickers are made by people who've worked the floor - not people guessing what it's like.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles that survive 12-hour shifts
- Laptops in the break room
- Lockers that need personality
- Gifts for nursing school survivors
- Night shift survival kits
- Preceptors who've seen it all
Calendars for Nurses Coming Soon
We're finalizing the nurse collection now. Drop your email and be first to know when it drops.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these stickers waterproof?
- Yep. They'll survive water bottles, coffee spills, and whatever else your shift throws at them.
- Are these appropriate for work?
- Depends on your unit. Some are safe for the floor, some are break room only. We label them so you know.
- Do you have stickers for specific nursing roles?
- ER, ICU, L&D, OR, psych, peds - we're building collections for all of them. Join the list to vote on what comes first.
- Can I request a custom sticker?
- We're taking requests. Email us or DM on Instagram.