Funny Calendars for Mechanics
You diagnose problems by sound, fix what customers broke, and somehow don't lose it when they question your estimate.
Why We Get It
Mechanics keep the world moving. You deal with impossible deadlines, customers who Googled their symptoms, and vehicles held together by hope. These stickers get shop life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Calendars Features
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- Shop walls with attitude
- Water bottles that survive
- Gifts for new mechanics
- Personal vehicles with flair
- Garage setups
Calendars for Mechanics Coming Soon
Mechanic stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are about the interactions. All in good fun.
- Do you cover auto and diesel?
- Yes. Different engines, same mechanical pride.
- Are these brand-specific?
- Some are. Let us know which makes you want roasted.
- Can dealership techs enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Dealer and independent - we cover both.