Trades Calendars for Machinists
You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing. The perfect calendars for machinists.
Why Calendars for Machinists
Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Trades
You work with your hands, fix what others can't, and keep the world running. These stickers are built for people who actually know how things work.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- CNC machines with flair
- Water bottles in the shop
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about engineers?
- Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
- Do you cover manual and CNC?
- Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What trades do you have stickers for?
- Electricians, plumbers, welders, HVAC techs, mechanics, and machinists. More trades coming based on requests.