Trades Calendars for Mechanics
You diagnose problems by sound, fix what customers broke, and somehow don't lose it when they question your estimate. The perfect calendars for mechanics.
Why Calendars for Mechanics
Mechanics keep the world moving. You deal with impossible deadlines, customers who Googled their symptoms, and vehicles held together by hope. These stickers get shop life.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Trades
You work with your hands, fix what others can't, and keep the world running. These stickers are built for people who actually know how things work.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Toolboxes with personality
- Shop walls with attitude
- Water bottles that survive
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Mechanic stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about bad customers?
- Some are about the interactions. All in good fun.
- Do you cover auto and diesel?
- Yes. Different engines, same mechanical pride.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What trades do you have stickers for?
- Electricians, plumbers, welders, HVAC techs, mechanics, and machinists. More trades coming based on requests.