Trades Desk Plates for Machinists

You make parts with tolerances tighter than most people's patience. Work with machines that could kill you. And somehow explain why 'close enough' isn't a thing. The perfect desk plates for machinists.

Why Desk Plates for Machinists

Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Trades

You work with your hands, fix what others can't, and keep the world running. These stickers are built for people who actually know how things work.

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Toolboxes with personality
  • CNC machines with flair
  • Water bottles in the shop
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about engineers?
Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover manual and CNC?
Yes. Different machines, same precision pride.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What trades do you have stickers for?
Electricians, plumbers, welders, HVAC techs, mechanics, and machinists. More trades coming based on requests.