Trades Calendars for Welders
You play with fire professionally, make metal do impossible things, and have the burn marks to prove you've been doing this a while. The perfect calendars for welders.
Why Calendars for Welders
Welding is art and science with serious danger mixed in. You create structures that hold up buildings and bridges. The skill is real and these stickers respect it.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Trades
You work with your hands, fix what others can't, and keep the world running. These stickers are built for people who actually know how things work.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Welding hoods with personality
- Toolboxes on the job
- Water bottles for hydration
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Welder stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about safety?
- Some reference the risks with humor. Always pro-safety, never making light of injuries.
- Do you cover different welding types?
- MIG, TIG, stick, flux core - we're building specialty collections.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What trades do you have stickers for?
- Electricians, plumbers, welders, HVAC techs, mechanics, and machinists. More trades coming based on requests.