Service Industry Calendars for Baristas
You make drinks with 47 modifications, spell names wrong on purpose (or not), and somehow maintain energy while running on fumes. The perfect calendars for baristas.
Why Calendars for Baristas
Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Service Industry
You smile through the nonsense, deal with the public's worst moments, and somehow still show up for your next shift. These stickers are your therapy.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Personal tumblers with attitude
- Apron pins and flair
- Lockers in back
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Barista stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Other Service Industry Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult orders?
- Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.
- Do you cover indie and chain shops?
- Yes. Different vibes, same barista struggles.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- What service jobs do these cover?
- Bartenders, servers, baristas, retail workers, and hotel staff. If you deal with the public, we've got you.