Sales Coasters for Sales Reps
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. The perfect coasters for sales reps.
Why Coasters for Sales Reps
Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Sales
You smile through rejection, celebrate wins nobody else understands, and somehow stay motivated when prospects ghost you. These stickers are the commission you actually deserve.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at meetings
- Laptops with flair
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
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Related Professions
Other Sales Professions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about rejection?
- Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
- Do you cover different industries?
- SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- What sales roles do you cover?
- Sales reps, AEs, SDRs, managers, and car salespeople. If you've ever cold called, we've got you.